I quietly like a lot of the stuff that I do. But I think you'd look like a bit of a plum… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
I think it's quite a good thing that I actually have a nice audience; you watch as they come in and it… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
I really like baths so I've invented a show which is almost all about baths but told in a comical way. I… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
I'm a Virgo. I don't know much about star signs or believe in them. Apparently Virgos like to have everything in good… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
Any columnist worth any salt knows that your column really ought to be written before you even approach your keyboard. Like a… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
Ever since I was able to consume entertainment, radio has been one of the main things I've devoured. — Tim Key Copy Share Image
If I'm writing a radio thing that's narrative, it's quite nice to stop for an hour and write a load of garbage that I… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
The bath, for me, was always a place to relax, to retreat from the hell of modern-day life. A sanctuary. — Tim Key Copy Share Image
Doing a new show is just so much pressure. I saw a magazine with my face on the cover and the question 'Is this… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
When I write poetry, I write in torrents. I have no interest in quality or finesse, only in quantity and waste. Scribble and discard,… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
My ideal Friday night is spent playing scrabble in my local in Kentish Town with a goon called Lenny. After I've won a couple… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
I try to write jokes but when I've written about four I run out. Writing my show is a very lonely place. — Tim Key Copy Share Image
