Over the years, things got so bad between my mother and I, we stopped talking to each other and started communicating by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I have decided now that my mother should be the GPS woman, don't you think? That would be fantastic: 'Make a left in 11 miles. Get over now - I want you to be prepared. Turn right on Elm Street,… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Growing up in New Jersey, bat mitzvas were all about the elegant parties. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I started taking all these cooking classes. I learned a lot in them, but you think you're going to retain it, and you don't.… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I'm not sure when exactly I knew I was funny, but I always knew I was different. I never had an 'edit' button and… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Many comics stay in one city and develop their acts for that particular audience. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it's the perfect recipe for a sitcom. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
