How do you know someone is a grandparent? They've got milk stains on every shirt from burping babies. Their pants are worn out at the knees from crawling around giving pony rides. They have 2,842 pictures of the grandkids on… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
Back when I was dating, the dreaded C word was Commitment. As soon as most men found out I had a child, they ran. If I ever got close enough to say the words, 'I love you,' they ran faster. — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
“Wouldn't it be great if health-care plans included a list of Buddhist monks among the network providers?” — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
'Star Trek' never grabbed me. Every time I hear about Klingons, I think of those little lint balls that stick to your clothes in… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
Choas will come, calm will follow, and then it will start up all over again. The secret is to savor the ride. — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
Writer's block.. when one curses the blinking cursor on the blank page. — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
...there were two kinds of women: those who wear nail polish and those who don't. Which do you prefer?... — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
“My life used to be like that game of freeze tag we played as kids. Once tagged, you had to freeze in the situation… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
My daughter had carried within her a story that kept hurting her: Her dad abandoned her. She started telling herself a new story. Her… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
