Out Quotes by Adrienne Gusoff

Other authors on Out

• NC Noam Chomsky 21 quotes
• BH Bill Hader 20 quotes
• PO P. J. O'Rourke 19 quotes
• JL Joanna Lumley 18 quotes
• SS Seth Shostak 16 quotes
• MB Mike Birbiglia 16 quotes
• CD Charles Duhigg 16 quotes
• BG Brad Goreski 16 quotes
• TR Trent Reznor 15 quotes
• SS Summer Sanders 15 quotes

More by Adrienne Gusoff

Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.

— Adrienne Gusoff

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Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

— Adrienne Gusoff

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Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.

— Adrienne Gusoff

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If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.

— Adrienne Gusoff

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