I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I've danced one time in my life. It was the most mortifying experience I ever had. — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
Well, maybe surf one time; I think it would be fun to catch a wave just once. — Crystal Gayle Copy Share Image
Everyday life inspires me, the situations that we all find ourselves in at one time or another. — Mary Engelbreit Copy Share Image
I can't write in a whole lot of different styles, trying to please the highbrows one time and the lowbrows the next.… — Harvey Pekar Copy Share Image
One time I introduced my orchestra as the Shampoo Music Makers instead of the Champagne Music Makers. — Lawrence Welk Copy Share Image
I would be a huge hypocrite if I didn't tell you that at one time in my life I thought the way… — Neko Case Copy Share Image
I find it so easy to get distracted - I try not to do more than one thing at any one time. — Elliott Gould Copy Share Image
You're an animal, you live, maybe this one time is your lifetime - go there. Who cares what somebody else thinks? — Kesha Copy Share Image
One time, just passing by, I happened to see Jack White from the White Stripes. I'm a huge White Stripes fan, and… — Reid Scott Copy Share Image
One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When I look up at the screen and see myself I always have to laugh. Not because I think I'm doing a… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
There have been some friendships lost over this. That's the most difficult for me. I find it very uncomfortable to know that… — Donald Johanson Copy Share Image
I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I'm not like a 90-mph fastball kind of guy, but I can hit 70 on radar gun. I hit 70 one time… — Ben Gibbard Copy Share Image
One time my mom tried to send me to my room for a time-out when I was 5 or 6, and I… — Elizabeth Olsen Copy Share Image
When I was playing in a junior tournament one time, I missed a short putt and threw my putter into the trees.… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
It's as though all the terms of a family were present at one time rather than his dad and his mum. Not… — Robert Creeley Copy Share Image
One of my dad's friends from the music industry came over to our house one time and heard me sing, and he… — China Anne McClain Copy Share Image
I heard more of the stories from my mother and my granny and my aunts that would describe what they had known… — Dwight Yoakam Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I used to scoot under the table, and whenever company would come around you know or my… — Chuck Berry Copy Share Image
It's not that difficult to find the rage or the anger. We all have that in us, and luckily, actors and actresses… — Jessica Walter Copy Share Image
My mom has kind of been more of the emotional support system. One time I was really feeling all out of it,… — Jillian Hervey Copy Share Image
I love technology. Matches, to light a fire is really high tech. The wheel is REALLY one of the great inventions of… — William Shatner Copy Share Image
I do remember, one time, a man came to me after the students began to work in Mississippi and he said the… — Fannie Lou Hamer Copy Share Image
My father told me never to take my foot off a ladder to kick at someone who was kicking at me. When… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
I've known Prince for many years - I worked on the "Raspberry Beret" video - and Kirstie [Alley] and I used to… — Kirstie Alley Copy Share Image
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