I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Well, maybe surf one time; I think it would be fun to catch a wave just once. — Crystal Gayle Copy Share Image
The beginning of the shows are different. One time we'll say 'Hello, Denver'. Another time we'll say 'Hello, Memphis'. It's always different. — Lance Bass Copy Share Image
I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held… — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
...consciousness can keep only a few images in full clarity at one time, and even this clarity fluctuates. — Carl Jung Copy Share Image
It's good to be busy on a film set because there is a lot of sitting around, so if you've got two… — Damian Lewis Copy Share Image
I have lived long enough to know what I did not at one time believe--that no society can be upheld in happiness… — Pierre-Simon Laplace Copy Share Image
Mickey [Rourke] one time just basically drove off in the picture car that we were driving in. For my amusement. It was… — Nat Wolff Copy Share Image
I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
One time when I was visiting The Vatican I got the Pope really drunk, and then while he was sleeping I put… — Greg Benson Copy Share Image
The parents always insisted on telling their child that their secret friends didn't exist - perhaps because they had forgotten that they… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
Being an outsider means not being heard, not having a voice. It means being treated as a second-class citizen, being diminished in… — Chris Crutcher Copy Share Image
My love of words, alcohol, and stage antics basically cemented me as a rapper, but it wasn't a career that I wanted… — Cakes da killa Copy Share Image
I got a great grandma. Her name is Pearl, and she was at one time married to an Indian chief, who, in… — Eddie Vedder Copy Share Image
I want to see a revolution of kindness, because what happens is, when you're kind and you give, it's infectious. You give… — Leigh Anne Tuohy Copy Share Image
I totally have this thing for Harry Styles from One Direction. But, like, I could totally date the rest of the band… — Cassie Steele Copy Share Image
I painted my toenails before Dennis Rodman. One time at training camp, I stubbed my toe and the nail came loose. My… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Instead of being a static one-time event, bonding is a process, a dynamic and continuous one. Thus, a reciprocal, loving attachment is… — Julius Segal Copy Share Image
A practice that is suitable for one person is not necessarily suitable for someone else, and a practice that is appropriate for… — Geshe Kelsang Gyatso Copy Share Image
After all, we scientific workers ... like women, are the victims of fashion: at one time we wear dissociated ions, at another… — Henry Edward Armstrong Copy Share Image
I heard Zen teacher one time talking about abortion, and he was saying the way that abortion makes bad karma is any… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
I think [“Shake It Off”] is awesome! It sticks in your head. I heard it one time and I was, like, singing… — Miranda Lambert Copy Share Image
My financial adviser Ric Edelman...thinks the time to start educating people about money is when they are children. He's set up a… — Cal Thomas Copy Share Image
Once again, God to all glory, because I didnt feel one thing. I didnt hurt it one time. I actually argued with… — Ray Lewis Copy Share Image
What's the worst, is when people clearly haven't researched you. One time an interviewer asked me if I do a lot of… — Laura Benanti Copy Share Image
If you followed this economic crisis and you do not think that the world is getting flatter, you are not paying attention.… — Thomas Friedman Copy Share Image
Anyone who was a rebel at one time in life cannot return to being conventional. — Elsa Peretti Copy Share Image
I already did everything one time and that makes that one time stick out. — Randy Quaid Copy Share Image
I've danced one time in my life. It was the most mortifying experience I ever had. — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image