My wife and I got to go onstage at a Flaming Lips concert at Webster Hall once. We dressed up like Scientology aliens and danced around. We had a shootout onstage with Santa Claus. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I remember I could do - I did Bart Simpson once on the bus. I did, like, a really good Bart Simpson voice on the bus, obviously before I hit puberty. And everybody went, 'Whoa, that sounds just like Bart… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
The first time I met James Franco, he was dressed like James Dean. He was James Dean, literally, filming a biopic. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
In the U.S., it's like, you start with a great script, and then on set - not everybody, but definitely in the Apatow group… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I took Second City out of desperation, and that's what ended up working out. It shows that you should be doing a lot of… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
When you're at your absolute, most exhausted... That's when you have to be at the top of your game. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
The idea of a Chicago band that wanted to sing songs about California is really funny. Having never been to California. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't sit there… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I think that's the thing I learned at 'Saturday Night Live' - any time I would try and strategize, I would always, always fall… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
You learn quickly at 'SNL' you get in trouble if you compare yourself to other people, where they're at, or what other people had… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
