The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I'm 60, and I did 60-year-old women songs. I'm not trying to be the Hip-Hop Queen, although I am the original Hip… — Patti LaBelle Copy Share Image
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Why in the world would anyone want to photograph an old woman like me? — Lillie Langtry Copy Share Image
A miniskirt shows just enough to cause some mystery. What these young women lack is mystery so the old women have to… — Tyler Perry Copy Share Image
In mythos and fairy tales, deities and other great spirits test the hearts of humans by showing up in various forms that… — Clarissa Pinkola Estes Copy Share Image
But then, shall I never get any older than I am now? That'll be a comfort, one way -- never to be… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
You can see where it was, years ago. Like an old woman who was once beautiful, but time has taken her beauty… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I ain’t the only old woman looking. I’m just the only one honest enough to admit it. The others just hire the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dress like an old woman in my real life. If you're having conversations with people, you don't want them to remember… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I don't have a child, so Women for Women is like my child. But I always said I would step down after… — Zainab Salbi Copy Share Image
There's in my mind a... turbulent moon-ridden girl or old woman, or both, dressed in opals and rags, feathers and torn taffeta,… — Denise Levertov Copy Share Image
Families will not be broken. Curse and expel them, send their children wandering, drown them in floods and fires, and old women… — Marilynne Robinson Copy Share Image
And I've been hurt hurt bad. I might be just twenty-six, but I'm an old woman in disguise twenty-six goin'on sixty-five. — Aretha Franklin Copy Share Image
I don't know the secret of Mrs. Brown, but what I do know is that there are things that Mrs. Brown says… — Brendan O'Carroll Copy Share Image
The best way to write a song is to think of something else and then the song kind of creeps in. The… — John Prine Copy Share Image
The museum is full of interesting things. All kinds of paintings are there. And then paintings too thick to put in a… — Marvin L. Cohen Copy Share Image
This is all very fine, but it won't do-Anatomy-botany-Nonsense! Sir, I know an old woman in Covent Garden, who understands botany better,… — Thomas Sydenham Copy Share Image
I want blood! Two of Aksel’s dogs cornered me near Tondara. They shot me. Those bastards actually shot a hole in my… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I enjoyed being strong, and I loved it when my heart was very strong, but I think it… — Jennifer Beals Copy Share Image
If you can't get up for an old woman on the bus, you can't be an officer in the IDF. — Moshe Ya'alon Copy Share Image
My dream is to be Endora in Bewitched. That's the part I want to do. I want to do a fabulous old… — Jackee Harry Copy Share Image
