Watch your back today, guys. 20 year old chicks born on leap day are really only 5. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Chicks–even eight-year-old chicks–were complicated. Women didn’t want to tell you what was wrong flat out. Oh, no. It couldn’t be that easy.… — Penelope Douglas Copy Share Image
I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts floating around for fifty-year-old chicks. — Cher Copy Share Image