“Goodness, a girl steps out of the office for a couple days and the whole world ends!” — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
“You are one of the unfortunate ones whose body decays rapidly in the face of radiation poisoning. You hang your head over the toilet… — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
“You dial another college friend, Dr. Saunders, and she picks up almost immediately, 'Hi! Got a shitstorm here, what’s up?” — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
“Goodness, a girl steps out of the office for a couple days and the whole world ends!” — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
“You cast a desperate look at Eric, who has not yet noticed that you’ve been bitten. Will I turn now? Am I becoming one… — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
“Well, sir. I look at facts. And the fact is that our world is dying and if we don't all do our best to… — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
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“It doesn’t take long to realize you’ve made the wrong decision. You bump along with your eco-fueled ego in your eco-fueled vehicle and reuse… — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
