If a jayvee team puts on Lakers uniforms, that doesn't make them Kobe Bryant. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
“If you are a queen and I am a queen then who will fill the bucket of water?” — Wise Copy Share Image
I am obnoxious to each carping tongue who says my hand a needle better fits, — Anne Bradstreet Copy Share Image
I like Jon Stewart. He's not as obnoxious as Dennis Miller, whom I really can't stand. — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
Well my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
It bothers me a lot that you want to broadcast that you're associating with black people. — Donald Sterling Copy Share Image
These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I know the first time I see a 'Goddess Mode' cosplayer I'm going to cry in such a loud, obnoxious way that… — Zoe Quinn Copy Share Image
To say you want to be a director is to risk sounding obnoxious, pretentious, arrogant, and I think women are more fearful… — Nicole Holofcener Copy Share Image
There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I tape an 11 hour day, guess which parts end up on air. Not the bits when I'm pleasant but the… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
Whatever people in general do not understand, they are al ways prepared to dislike; the incomprehensible is always the obnoxious. — Letitia Elizabeth Landon Copy Share Image
To apologize for what you most wanted to do, to concede that it was obnoxious, boring, 'vulgar and unsafe' --- that was… — Alan Hollinghurst Copy Share Image
I hate the whole group of artists who are so hermetic and completely indecipherable on some level and they're all proud of… — Wayne White Copy Share Image
When I look back now I realize I was such an obnoxious kid but, you know, I went to schools like you,… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
A very small offence may be a just cause for great resentment: it is often much less the particular instance which is… — Sir Fulke Greville Copy Share Image
“To the attention of the New Fiddleham Police Department: You've got my middle-C, and I would like it back. ... Please return… — William Ritter Copy Share Image
Going to places like Honduras, Nicaragua, and various African countries you get to see very clearly what the cause and effect is.… — Bruce Cockburn Copy Share Image
The intelligent Trump supporter will be someone who is so cynical about politics that he wants the world blown up, and doesn't… — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
I don't care what a man is as long as he treats me right. He can be a gambler, a hustler, someone… — Joe Namath Copy Share Image
He who indulges his sense in any excesses renders himself obnoxious to his own reason; and, to gratify the brute in him,… — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
It is difficult to feel sympathy for these people. It is difficult to regard some bawdy drunk and see them as sick… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I think that 99% of the snipers who take shots at me from electronic foxholes also realize they could never withstand the… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
White Hot Concentration is the unappreciated fruit of hard ligting, especially squats. When your in the squat rack, with a serious amount… — Brad Alan Lewis Copy Share Image
Surely if living creatures saw the results of all their evil deeds, they would turn away from them in disgust. But selfhood… — Gautama Buddha Copy Share Image
Be grateful to everyone" is about making peace with the aspects of ourselves that we have rejected... If we were to make… — Pema Chodron Copy Share Image
You're gonna die. You're gonna die. And nobody's gonna care which version of the iPhone you used to make something on Twitter,… — Merlin Mann Copy Share Image
I grew up outside of Seattle, and have lived here my whole life, and I think that there is a culture of… — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
I’m not really afraid to be my awkward self, and I know there’s lots and lots of other people just like me… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous. — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
Real freedom will come when U.S. soldiers in Iraq turn their guns on their superiors. — John Daly Copy Share Image
Cocaine made people deaf, it made people dead and it made people real obnoxious. — Linda Ronstadt Copy Share Image
I get always a little uptight when I hear politicians say how exceptional America is. — John F. Kerry Copy Share Image
“The Guava fruit tastes great, but its seeds are annoying.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
The way to be successful in Hollywood is to be as obnoxious as the next guy. — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
