I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
It's not the loss of life that makes the death bitter -- it's the obituaries. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
I don't listen to the news. I don't read the newspaper unless it's eccentric information - and the obituaries, of course. — Maira Kalman Copy Share Image
“I used to read the obituaries to gloat over all the people I've outlived, but now I don't think it matters, we… — Kjersti Annesdatter Skomsvold Copy Share Image
My father always read obituaries to me out loud, not because he was maudlin or morbid, but because they were mini biographies. — Bill Paxton Copy Share Image
There's a magical part of it (writing obituaries), too, which is you're trying to breathe life back into someone who has just… — Marilyn Johnson Copy Share Image
I think it would be funny for people to read in obituaries of me that my major contribution to the arts was… — Tao Lin Copy Share Image
“Producing obituaries is a way of creating a legacy to remember important people of our times and their contributions. No matter whose… — Laurie Nadel Copy Share Image
I hold the record for the maximum number of obituaries written for an actor's career. — Vivek Oberoi Copy Share Image
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure.” — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
If you start the day reading the obituaries, you live your day a little differently. — David Levithan Copy Share Image
The first thing you should do when you get up is read the obituaries. You never know when you'll see a name… — Edward James Salisbury Copy Share Image
It's sad that grandkids show up at the end of obituaries, way behind the list of work place achievements, social clubs and… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
Obituaries were among my favorite to write because they have elements no other news stories have - a story from start to… — Tom Rachman Copy Share Image
I think the idea of fact-checking, I think the idea that you come up through a system where you know how to… — Juan Williams Copy Share Image
“Obituaries are just like biographies, only shorter. They remind us that interesting, successful people rarely lead orderly, linear lives. I defy you… — Charles Wheelan Copy Share Image
