In the summer after kindergarten, a friend introduced me to the joys of building plastic model airplanes and warships. By the fourth… — Steven Chu Copy Share Image
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
New Yorkers stop me on the street all the time to say, 'You're terrific! You're the nuts!' — Elaine Stritch Copy Share Image
You’ve always been nuts. That’s fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you’ve been depressed nuts. I can’t deal with that.… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Frasier and Friends and Seinfeld, they all pissed each other off, said the wrong thing, drove each other nuts, but in the… — David Alan Basche Copy Share Image
What are we here for? Does the great metaphysical nut revolve around that? Well, I'll crack it for you, right now. What… — Brion Gysin Copy Share Image
Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Some persons resemble certain trees, such as the nut, which flowers in February and ripens its fruit in September; or the juniper… — Richard Whately Copy Share Image
Insanity comes in two basic varieties: slow and fast. I'm not talking about onset or duration. I mean the quality of the… — Susanna Kaysen Copy Share Image
I remembered getting the script for the auditions [of Aladdin], I had asked someone there if improvs were allowed, and he said… — James Monroe Iglehart Copy Share Image
If I like chocolate it won't surprise you that I have a few chocolates in my fridge, but if you find out… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
I typically get around to most major cities at least once a year. I think people see that as their chance to… — Girl Talk Copy Share Image
The Haitians, who knew something about suffering and survival, had a beautiful phrase... The Translation is not perfect, but the nut of… — Rick Bragg Copy Share Image
I'm shocked that I can live pretty well, or reasonably, or make a certain amount of my living, anyway, off of prints.… — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
I'd rather have a hundred thousand or a million people saying I'm nuts and I'm crazy for my musical choices and what… — Chuck D Copy Share Image
Parliamentarian rules, the rules of the House, how you get bills referred, really the nuts and bolts that most members don't ever… — Jimmy Gomez Copy Share Image
“The problem with doing cutting edge research is that the masses think that you are nuts!” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
We were all gun nuts and they were called varmints, crows were, because they ate grain and so did we. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
It's your living room, it's your life, go nuts. You like Home Improvement? Tape it and go over it like it's the… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
There's a new iPad out...People are going nuts for this thing...And, today, Mitt Romney said, 'It's a flat piece of white plastic.… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The plan of spiritual evolution is marked not only by God's will that we move ever in the direction of love, nut… — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image