I lived with a ninja once: a black guy with dreads who smelled like onions and garlic. He had a magic sword. Whenever you touched the sword, he knew about it. I don't know how. — Lamorne Morris Copy Share Image
I like spending time with the same people, so TV is great, but movies are cool because they're almost like a mini-vacation. It's cool… — Lamorne Morris Copy Share Image
Second City should create a secret handshake, and when you graduate, you have to know it. — Lamorne Morris Copy Share Image
TV becomes easier because you get to spend time with that character. It's going to go on for a while, and the more you… — Lamorne Morris Copy Share Image
If I ever buy a house and redo the bathroom, I'm putting urinals in there. — Lamorne Morris Copy Share Image
If you have a lot of sweetness and quirkiness, someone's got to have a little bit of bite against that. — Lamorne Morris Copy Share Image
I had two things on my bucket list: Be in the NBA, or direct an episode of 'New Girl.' — Lamorne Morris Copy Share Image
It's rare that I go on a first date and don't want to go out again. — Lamorne Morris Copy Share Image
I would like to say I do some pretty good impressions. I'm also one of the best basketball players in the world. I just… — Lamorne Morris Copy Share Image
Social media really makes it tricky for people sometimes because you go, 'Oh, it's awesome. I'm gonna play this character. I'm going to do… — Lamorne Morris Copy Share Image
I've known I wanted to do this ever since I was a little kid and I used to get in trouble at church for… — Lamorne Morris Copy Share Image
