I bet what happend was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then, that night, they burned the… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Love can make you turn on yourself, and it can do harmful things to you. It's a deep lesson in human psychology,… — Marina Warner Copy Share Image
When my children were little, I would chat with my husband or my mum friends about how we were superior parents to… — Jess Phillips Copy Share Image
Watching all the football over the weekend - and having to wait until Monday night to play - gets you ready, gets… — Harry Kane Copy Share Image
Almost every single one of my fights was the fight of the night and the public was always interested in watching me… — Wanderlei Silva Copy Share Image
I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest… — Lisa Marie Presley Copy Share Image
I will make you brooches and toys for your delight Of bird-song at morning and star-shine at night. I will make a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You cannot put a fire out! A thing that can ignite can go itself- without a flame- E'en through the darkest night! — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
The public school system is damned. Let me tell you how radical I am. Christian students should be in Christian schools. If… — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
Hope has returned to the hearts of scores of millions of men and women, and with that hope there burns the flame… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
There is a thing that happens when you are not as privileged and you start hanging out with a seedier crowd because… — Eddie Vedder Copy Share Image
I had just graduated from Michigan State and I was working at a hospital. I was a security guard, I worked at… — Rashad Evans Copy Share Image
The reason why I hate working in theatre is the tedium of memorisation. But once that is done, then you feast on… — Christopher Meloni Copy Share Image
Last night, there came a frost, which has done great damage to my garden… It is sad that Nature will play such… — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
I always keep a hoodie on me at all times 'cause you never know when it's gonna rain, you never know when… — Cordae Copy Share Image
I mean, people who watch Jon Stewart's show every night don't think he went far enough, because he couldn't do what he… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
When you have a girlfriend, there are many things that are irritating every day, every night. I'm sure it's different for everyone,… — G-Dragon Copy Share Image
I wanted to be on 'Saturday Night Live' when I was a kid. It was kind of like growing up playing a… — Will Sasso Copy Share Image
People think we don't give a toss about the game, but when I walked out of Windsor Park that night I felt… — Rio Ferdinand Copy Share Image
The fool who repeats again and again: "I am bound, I am bound," remains in bondage. He who repeats day and night:… — Ramakrishna Copy Share Image
I used to watch a lot of Nick at Nite as a kid, and it would play the original 'Saturday Night Live,'… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
I've never seen a schedule where you just go in two hours almost every day of the week and then all day… — Lee Majors Copy Share Image
From the night, his solitude, the poet finds day and starts a diary that is lethal to the inert. The dark landscape… — Salvatore Quasimodo Copy Share Image
David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
If there is electricity in every village, people will watch TV till late night and then fall asleep. They won’t get a… — Ghulam Nabi Azad Copy Share Image
I am a late starter. I like to go on into the night when it's quiet and everything has shut down. I… — Shelby Lynne Copy Share Image
Iggy’s spine tightened, his face like ice. When he’d been at the School, they’d tried to surgically enhance his night vision. Now… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Thus every dog at last will have his day - He who this morning smiled, at night may sorrow; The grub today's… — John Wolcot Copy Share Image
Like last night I had a sequence with a gun and, to be honest, for me to be threatening with a gun… — Phil Collins Copy Share Image
Been making love for hours and, baby, we're still going strong. Girl, this night is ours and I swear I feel it… — Barry White Copy Share Image
I knew that my staying up would not change the election result if I were defeated, while if elected I had a… — Benjamin Harrison Copy Share Image
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Just remember when times get tough. There's always a way out. For even at night there's always the light shingling from the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Part of the tradition of the Christmas season is every night my son and I hit the town and look for every… — Bart Millard Copy Share Image
Many other cities could go the way that Los Angeles went last night unless the president is willing to step in and… — Maxine Waters Copy Share Image
“...some hours later they were down at the railroad tracks standing close together by the switch lights. The huge night moved overhead… — Anne Carson Copy Share Image
He was afraid of touching his own wrist. He never attempted to sleep on his left side, even in those dismal hours… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
You can't go from a $2,000-a-night suite at La Mirage to a penitentiary, and really understand it, and come out a liberal. — Robert Downey, Jr Copy Share Image
Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Night steals on; and the day takes its farewell, like the words of a departing friend, or the last tone of hallowed… — James Gates Percival Copy Share Image
