Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap. — Cloris Leachman Copy Share Image
I don't stress at all. When other people say, 'I'm having a bad day,' I ask, 'How can you have a bad day for… — Cloris Leachman Copy Share Image
For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars? — Cloris Leachman Copy Share Image
I took piano lessons and dancing lessons. I was very good at piano. — Cloris Leachman Copy Share Image
I make fun whenever I go. If I go to restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it. — Cloris Leachman Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be healthy and look good. I taught myself in my mid thirties about eating right. — Cloris Leachman Copy Share Image
I didn't say there's nothing out there, but there certainly isn't any God. — Cloris Leachman Copy Share Image
In third grade, my teacher asked me to read in front of the class. I was so touched because that really was the first… — Cloris Leachman Copy Share Image
Some parts stay with me for weeks afterward. It's these people that I play. They get under my skin, and I just can't let… — Cloris Leachman Copy Share Image
Let whatever's going to happen, happen. Don't judge it before you do it. Sure, sometimes it will be terrible, but sometimes it will just… — Cloris Leachman Copy Share Image
My son became my manager, and he said to me, 'Mom, if you could do anything you wanted to do, what would it be?'… — Cloris Leachman Copy Share Image
