I haven't read a newspaper in 20 years. I don't look at the computer or anything. You have to have a filter… — Eddie Murphy Copy Share Image
Twitter is a kind of verbalization of people yelling at their television sets or gnashing their teeth at the newspaper. — Anthony Weiner Copy Share Image
There are a lot of comic strips in Brazilian newspapers that have been around for 30, almost 40 years. They are very… — Gabriel Ba Copy Share Image
Try looking at your mind as a wayward puppy that you are trying to paper train. You don't drop-kick a puppy into… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
The Chicago City News Bureau was a tripwire for all the newspapers in town when I was there, and there were five… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
In 10 years, this sleepy Canada will be ripe for annexation - the farmers in Manitoba, etc., will demand it themselves. Besides,… — Friedrich Engels Copy Share Image
I don't drink. Never taken a drug in my life ever. In fact from a newspaper point of view I'm very boring.… — Jimmy Savile Copy Share Image
When newspapers are the principal vehicles of the wit and wisdom of a people, the higher graces of composition can hardly be… — Frances Trollope Copy Share Image
I coauthored my first nonfiction book by the time I was 25. I have been involved in nonfiction documentaries, newspapers, TV and… — Julian Assange Copy Share Image
“The attention for bad literature is symptomatic: they pretends its the most normal thing in the world to fill an entire newspaper… — Martinus Hendrikus Benders Copy Share Image
A man doesn't amount to something because he has been successful at a third-rate career like journalism. It is evidence, that's all:… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
Consider children as a beat. Clearly not an institution of power, children don't vote and they don't pass taxes. They have no… — Joan Konner Copy Share Image
All successful newpapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I'd been working on the [Bridget Jones's Baby: The Diaries material] for years, first, in the Independent newspaper columns and then in… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
Ladies, you wake up tomorrow and the newspaper reads Scientists have discovered a way for men to experience childbirth. That would be… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
