When you go out for drinks, tell people to bring in a news story that made them say "Oh my god." Talk about it. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
The political satirist usually votes against their own interests, but the bottom line is that it doesn't really matter. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
In an odd way, my parents were proud of me. When they saw me do stand-up, I'd see them looking around the room and… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Opportunities present themselves to me. That's how my whole life has been pretty much. I've been lucky. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Since we are made up of comedians and filmmakers and writers and improvisers, we have the unique opportunity to bring joy to people who… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
I think the craziest thing I heard, and this guy's not even nominated, he's from Texas...he said there's no reason that women shouldn't carry a stillborn baby to term, and that it's an excuse to have an abortion if she doesn't want to. She should just let nature take its course from start to finish. Literally forcing birth of a… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share
One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
If you are very religious, and your religion teaches you that conception equals a baby, I don't know how I'm ever going to win… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Commit a little bit more to the world outside of your own life. Get people talking. — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone laugh, it's… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
