“Breathless and Wretched, the new fragrance by Calvin Klein.” — Penny Reid Breathless Copy Share Image
“Proposing is like giving someone your dick and a sharp knife, then waiting to see what they do next.” — Penny Reid Proposing Copy Share Image
“Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.” ― Edgar Allan Poe” — Penny Reid Allan poe Copy Share Image
“Why do you look like that, Duane?" "Like what, Cletus?" "Like your heart is diseased.” — Penny Reid Diseased Copy Share Image
“I hated being early. It was like having to wait for the same thing twice.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“I didn’t like trusting, I didn’t like setting greater than mild expectations” — Penny Reid Trust Copy Share Image
“If I were a function, you would be my asymptote. I always tend toward you.” — Penny Reid Function Copy Share Image
“He was the dehydrated horse. He had to drink water himself. He had to want it.” — Penny Reid Drink water Copy Share Image
“Dan : "Greg was whistling. Whistling ! And giving their little gnome a bath. Cutest fucking baby I've ever seen.” — Penny Reid Cutest Fucking Copy Share Image
“And his eyes. Don't get me started on his eyes. Just . . . don't. I can't even with this guy. So.… — Penny Reid Eyes Copy Share Image
“No. Billy.” I gave my older brother a severe scowl. “This is my refrigerator. I need to do it. You can’t be… — Penny Reid Older brother Copy Share Image
“You’re a good kisser.” It sounded like an accusation. I shrugged, giving her a satisfied smile. “I practice.” Her gaze sharpened. “Oh?” “Yes. With my pillow. And a watermelon that one time.” — Penny Reid Gaze Copy Share Image
“I, on the other hand, always hovered in the space between self-consciousness and sterile detachment; my gracefulness was akin to that of… — Penny Reid Gracefulness Copy Share Image
“I didn’t like how my body seemed to be intent on sabotaging my brain, especially since my brain was so good at… — Penny Reid Human Copy Share Image
“I didn't care about embarrassing myself further. What was one more debit of mortification when my balance sheet was already in the… — Penny Reid Embarrassing Copy Share Image
“Boy bands are sent by God to aid women of all ages in their quest to avoid reality, but specifically to trick… — Penny Reid Adventure Copy Share Image
“I wasn’t wrecked, not by a long shot. But I’d come precariously close to standing on the edge of that cliff and… — Penny Reid Cliff Copy Share Image
“I was planning to sort my comic books based on level of second wave feminist influence.” “As opposed to first wave?” “Yes,… — Penny Reid Books Copy Share Image
“Do ever respond to a question without asking another question? Does it bother you? No. But it does confirm my hypothesis. What… — Penny Reid Funny-and-random Copy Share Image
“I’m incredibly sorry, and I swear on my father’s crypt, I will never let you down again.” I leaned forward, lowering my voice… — Penny Reid Parenting Copy Share Image
“I told your mother to have you call me. I didn’t want to invade your privacy if you didn’t want me to… — Penny Reid Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
“Dan was shorter than me, especially as I was wearing sky blue silk stilettos. He appeared to be my age or a… — Penny Reid Blue collar Copy Share Image
“I ordered you apple pie.” Hank pushed a plate toward me. It was empty. Or rather, it had crumbs on it where… — Penny Reid Apple pie Copy Share Image
“Of course I loved my neighbor. My momma brought me up right. I certainly saw the wisdom in loving neighbors, and doing… — Penny Reid Neighbor Copy Share Image
“she’s too quiet about it.” “Isn’t that the point of leading by example?” Kat frowned at her ball of yarn, more of… — Penny Reid Background noise Copy Share Image
“this post-modern individualism is harmful, that we—Western society—have become lazy in our dependencies and relationships. To say, ‘Don’t attempt to love another… — Penny Reid Individualism Copy Share Image
“I felt abruptly as though I’d just been peed on. I didn’t want to be peed on. ***” — Penny Reid Just Peed Copy Share Image
“With you there are only two distances that matter: Here. Not here. You are not here.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“No. Since I first saw you. Since I first laid eyes on you and felt sorry for every beautiful thing that was… — Penny Reid Felt Sorry Copy Share Image
“Humans are at their worst when they’re in the role of spectator. We eagerly watch as others receive comeuppance, yet we reject… — Penny Reid Nature of man Copy Share Image
“She said I owned the clothes of a radiologist and the shoes of an OBGYN; which is like the medical doctor equivalent… — Penny Reid Medical doctor Copy Share Image
“Elizabeth called it my mane of hair; I called it my bane of hair. However, it was far worse looking when it… — Penny Reid Bane Copy Share Image
