“That statues are motionless would be true only if the earth were the universe.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It’s the invention of clothes, not nature, that made “private parts” private.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“We are happy by nature, and our happiness is interrupted by thoughts.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Most children have been cursed with parents who have forgotten the joy of walking barefoot.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A conscience is a self-reproaching program that is installed in us, not by nature, but by our culture.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If nature really acknowledged the so-called women’s month, the entire month would have been period-pains-free.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
