I don't even care what brand clothes a girl is wearing. I just like to imagine her naked. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Cats have it made. They walk around naked and everyone thinks they're adorable. But if I walk around naked, I have a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you don't sleep naked I have no idea what you're doing with your life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sweety, that boy doesn't think you are pretty..it's just..you are half naked in your profile picture.. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
