The vampire bible, bound in human skin, written in blood, and full of prophecies that were never wrong. Trouble was, if you read the thing too long, it drove you nuts. Not "I'm having a bad day and feel bitchy"… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“…and who are you, anyway?" "I'm Tina.” "Thank goodness!” I said so loudly she stepped back. "No silly-ass overdone names for you, m'girl.” "It's… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“I mean, not that I killed her just to get the car, or anything.” — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“Have you lost your teeny tiny mind, you too-tall, too-skinny, too-crazy jerk?” “Oh, look who’s talking, Miss Let’s Blunder Around the Time Stream and Hang the Consequences! Thanks to you, we’ve got a dead Marc and a live Marc in the same timeline . . . in the same house! Thanks to you, I got chomped on by a dim,… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share
“I'm the wife of a king, and the mother of kings. And I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. So fuck off, Jack.- Queen Christina (The Royal Treatment)” — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share
All writers are crazy. So never mind what the editors and your family and your critique group tells you. Submit your manuscripts and keep… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy. — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“A grumpy vampire is a homicidal vampire. Hungry ones were even worse.” — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“Getting gratitude is becoming a thing with you, but even so, you're the worst Antichrist ever," Jessica said. "Which is actually comforting. Stay close.” — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“Then she (Queen Christina) stood with the Prince and grinned like a monkey and waved like a fucked-up prom queen while about a thousand… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“George paid for college by working for Cutco. Cutco is a company that makes and sells knives. Their salespeople go door-to-door. George Pinkman talked… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around). — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
