I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
She knew what he had in mind. He'll propose in Scotland on my birthday. There was no doubt as to what her… — Jana Oliver Copy Share Image
To this day, on my cheat days from my diet, which are New Year's Eve and my birthday, I buy luxury foods… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff. — Chaz Bono Copy Share Image
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I have a terrible time remembering exactly when my birthday is. Age is totally boring... — Diana Vreeland Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, for my birthday every year, my mother made me pasta bechamel, which is rigatoni with a white… — Giada De Laurentiis Copy Share Image
It's my birthday today. I'm not 17 anymore. The 17 Janis Ian sang about where one learns the truth. But what she… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
I don't like to get things during the year, .. I like to wait for my birthday or Christmas. I may see… — Dakota Fanning Copy Share Image
Nobody gave me what I wanted for my birthday! Nobody! What sort of presents do you call these? New shoes, a green… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
It will be my birthday on Tuesday. Last year, I reached the painful conclusion that there wasn't enough time left to read… — Daniel Finkelstein Copy Share Image
Maybe my movie isn't over, I say, because sometimes moviemakers trick the audience with a false bad ending, and just when you… — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
I'm trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the… — Marian McPartland Copy Share Image
All I watch is the Food Network. I took a cheesemaking class a few weeks ago, and I told my family and… — Jesse McCartney Copy Share Image
As nervous as I am to pick up a water bottle, that's how nervous I am to perform. My confidence is very… — Gucci Mane Copy Share Image
My birthday is in August - right before September, so I have that "back to school" feeling ingrained in me so that… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to… — Cheryl Hines Copy Share Image
And now," he continued, speaking to Milo, "where were you on the night of July 27?" "What does that have to do… — Norton Juster Copy Share Image
I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a… — Susan Orlean Copy Share Image
I had Halloween parties every year, as it was my birthday five days before. My parents would actually put prosthetic noses on,… — Bat for Lashes Copy Share Image
We didn't have a whole lot of money when I was growing up either. I would always ask for magic books or… — Lance Burton Copy Share Image
For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around… — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
I read one psychologist's theory that said, "Never strike a child in your anger." When could I strike him? When he is… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Imagine my delight and awe when I discovered such a thing was a real genre - contemporary fantasy or urban fantasy. It… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I was born full grown in the middle of a hurricane and an earthquake on 10 September 1954, 12.52 P.M. When I… — Jon Scieszka Copy Share Image
On one of my birthdays I did 1,000 chin-ups and 1,000 push-ups. For my 70th birthday I towed 70 boats with 70… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
According to the book Celebrate Today, June 18th is National Splurge Day. Besides being the birthday of Paul McCartney and Isabella Rossellini,… — Ernie J Zelinski Copy Share Image
For my birthday this year, my girlfriends - who knew I'd just inherited my dad's turntable - gave me a carton of… — Connie Britton Copy Share Image
That's the great thing about New Year's, you get to be a year older. For me, that wasn't such a joke, because… — Alan King Copy Share Image
I hate birthdays. It's so funny, people always come up to me, "Hey! It's my birthday!" But when it's my birthday, I… — Josh Groban Copy Share Image
