“So if you were a boy band, you’d be One Erection,” I state, rambling because they have me nervous.” — Kristy Cunning Copy Share Image
“Jude is the only one awake. He never really slept as deeply as the other three, and I’m fairly sure he resents the hell… — Kristy Cunning Copy Share Image
“Pinocchio is a movie that resonates very deeply with you?” Ezekiel asks from far behind me, probably cautioned not to get too close so… — Kristy Cunning Copy Share Image
“So if you were a boy band, you’d be One Erection,” I state, rambling because they have me nervous.” — Kristy Cunning Copy Share Image
“I don’t think it’s healthy to have an argument about communication barriers on the date you’ve been manipulated into taking.” — Kristy Cunning Copy Share Image
“Lamar, why do they go into a trance when I change into this?” I ask as I go phantom and change into the Egyptian… — Kristy Cunning Copy Share Image
“I’m going to need you to stop talking about that, because I’m hard as stone, and you have no idea the temptation I’m battling.”… — Kristy Cunning Copy Share Image
“I’ve decided that’s what I must be—a protective spirit who has been cursed to watch over the most self-centered brats in history, who are… — Kristy Cunning Copy Share Image
