“Pinocchio is a movie that resonates very deeply with you?” Ezekiel asks from far behind me, probably cautioned not to get too close so I can’t whammy him with my evil vagina powers.” — Kristy Cunning Copy Share Image
“Jude is the only one awake. He never really slept as deeply as the other three, and I’m fairly sure he resents the hell out of all of them for sleeping as well as they have. And he resents me for my wicked vagina voodoo. My milkshake brings all the boys to naptime…Yeah, that’s not how that song goes. The… — Kristy Cunning Copy Share
“Pinocchio is a movie that resonates very deeply with you?” Ezekiel asks from far behind me, probably cautioned not to get too close so… — Kristy Cunning Copy Share Image
“So if you were a boy band, you’d be One Erection,” I state, rambling because they have me nervous.” — Kristy Cunning Copy Share Image
“I don’t think it’s healthy to have an argument about communication barriers on the date you’ve been manipulated into taking.” — Kristy Cunning Copy Share Image
“Lamar, why do they go into a trance when I change into this?” I ask as I go phantom and change into the Egyptian… — Kristy Cunning Copy Share Image
“I’m going to need you to stop talking about that, because I’m hard as stone, and you have no idea the temptation I’m battling.”… — Kristy Cunning Copy Share Image
“I’ve decided that’s what I must be—a protective spirit who has been cursed to watch over the most self-centered brats in history, who are… — Kristy Cunning Copy Share Image
