“English muffin," a confection so grim that it could not have been sold in England even in wartime.” — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“When you said you were giving her a ring, I wanted to make sure she didn't eat it by accident. Who puts… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling." "No you won't, nut muffin! — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“WHEN THE ALMIGHTY HAS PREDESTINED YOU, THERE IS NOONE IN THIS PHYSICAL LIFE THAT CAN BLOCK YOUR BLESSINGS…” — Muffin Copy Share Image
I have the mentality of like 'Let me show you my back fat or my muffin top, so that I don't have… — Stassi Schroeder Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
The gaunt, unhealthy vegan is the muffin vegan. Bread and fries and processed veggie dogs. It's like, 'Hello? Did you eat your… — Kris Carr Copy Share Image
If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
A film is just like a muffin. You make it. You put it on the table. One person might say, Oh, I… — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My breakfast consists of two cappuccinos and maybe a toasted English muffin, and that's pretty much it for me unless I decide… — Kyle MacLachlan Copy Share Image
I am a huge egg girl in the morning. I will make myself an English muffin with eggs and turkey bacon -… — Alex Cooper Copy Share Image
When I came to America, I was really into all the things people eat here. . . . People called me Muffin… — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
she sighs, then breaks a piece off the muffin in my hand. 'Hey. There are plenty more just five feet to your… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
“Okay, okay. Ms. Muffin stays. But keep in mind; first impressions are everything, and the only people Ms. Muffin will impress are… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“It only took one imperfection. One. Then laughs would turn into screams [...]. People would turn into memories and memories into nightmares.” — Mahsa Copy Share Image
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