“LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE UNHAPPY...SO LAUGH INSANELY, KISS SOFTLY, AND MAKE LOVE PASSIONATELY…” — Muffin Copy Share Image
“Every time I eat an English muffin I feel like I become more grammatically correct, more refined, more cultured, and an all-around… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse. — Edward Lear Copy Share Image
“Westerners drop / I love you’s / into conversation / like blueberries / hitting soft muffin dough / I convert it to shillings / wince.” — Shailja Patel Copy Share Image
If I'm ever lucky enough to be part of an awards tribute, I hope they play 'Muffin Top' in my little clip.… — Jane Krakowski Copy Share Image
I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here. — Aaron Funk Copy Share Image
Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I'll just eat the… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
“He needed to pick one muffin, and stick with that muffin. He didn’t get to lay claim to all the muffins, because… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
One of the best things Gwyneth Paltrow has done in years was her mesmerized, good-sport cameo in a 'Pootie' sketch, when she… — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
When it comes to breakfast, baked goods are my weakness (besides coffee): toast, croissants, heck, even a scone on the weekend. There… — Chris Morocco Copy Share Image
“Percy inhaled the muffin. The coffee was great. Now, Percy thought, if he could just get a shower, a change of clothes,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Brioches are a light, pale yellow, faintly sweet kind of muffin with a characteristic blob on top, rather like a mushroom just… — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
“So, what do you say? Want to be my date for what is absolutely guaranteed to be a miserable evening—and before you… — Susannah Nix Copy Share Image
“I can't, Muffin. I can't talk to him. Why? He was good enough to sleep with, but not good enough to talk… — Jill Myles Copy Share Image
Some people... some people like cupcakes Exclusively, while myself, I say, There is naught nor ought there be nothing So exalted on… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
After the woman left, I set my coffee down and opened the bag. Two muffins-double-chocolate and blueberry bran. I texted Adam a… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“Come on, let’s go! Move your butter muffin butt!” “My what?” Mary asked with a surprised look. “Butter muffin butt,” Aja said… — Nicole Renee Wyatt Copy Share Image
“This is heaven- sunshine, coffee, and muffin." "You're so different from everyone else," he teased. "How so?" she asked, and took another… — Lynne Ewing Copy Share Image
“I have this recurring nightmare in which I have to move back in with my old college roommates. I'll admit, that's what… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
There are forces working in the world as never before in the history of mankind for standardization, for the regimentation of us… — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
“I reached into my bag and pulled out a pumpkin spice muffin with walnuts that was as moist as anything. "It can… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
I wished that my job was baking muffins in a muffin shop, where all I'd have to do was crack eggs and… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
