“This is most uncalled-for. Couldn’t you have arranged a less awkward time?” ONLY BY CONSULTATION WITH YOUR MURDERER. “It all seems very badly organized. I wish to make a complaint. I pay my taxes, after all.” I AM DEATH, NOT… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You said there's been another murder?" "At the Dwarf Bread Museum. Someone killed Mr. Hopkinson with his own bread!" "Made him eat it?" "Hit him with it, sir," said Carrot reproachfully. "Battle Bread, sir.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
