By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all, it keeps them off the street. — Gus Kyle Copy Share Image
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Hockey s a funny game. You have to prove yourself every shift, every game. It's not up to anybody else. You have… — Paul Coffey Copy Share Image
How would you like a job where, if you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? — Jacques Plante Copy Share Image
The name on the front is a hell of a lot more important than the one on the back. — Herb Brooks Copy Share Image
Hockey is a fast, body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet. — Paul Gallico Copy Share Image
A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. — Jimmy Cannon Copy Share Image
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital. — Brad Park Copy Share Image
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
