I am very close to my mother-in-law, Lee, we see each other often. — Carole Radziwill Copy Share Image
If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don't keep her… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though. — Vladimir Zhirinovsky Copy Share Image
If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that… — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
“while your mother in law still lives, domestic harmony / is out of the question.” — Juvenal Copy Share Image
Wherever you find a wife and mother-in-law slugging it out, you'll find a son who's not speaking up to either his mother… — Harriet Lerner Copy Share Image
Even though I have a zero relationship with my mother in law, she still insists I call her mom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think you have to live in the fantasy world of Westeros to have problems with your mother-in-law. — Natalie Dormer Copy Share Image
We really have no definition of mother in our law books. Mother was believed to have been so basic that no definition… — Marianne O. Battani Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law speaks not a word of English. I speak not a word of Tajiki. So I smile at her ingratiatingly and… — Wilbur Smith Copy Share Image
I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault -… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
“Although I notice there is never a truly good time to have a nice long chat with one´s mother-in-law, unless you are… — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
I've been married twice, and I can tell you this right now: no one wants their mother in law all up in… — Kim Hawthorne Copy Share Image
“One who stops being a mother-in-law, she has become free from all the attachment. She will never again become a mother-in-law! It… — Dada Bhagwan Copy Share Image
Barack Obama's mother-in-law might be moving into the White House with him. Joe Biden was right. Hostile forces will test him in… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“The golden rule says do unto others as you would have done unto you. The mother-in-law rule says do unto others as… — Susan Abel Lieberman Copy Share Image
The lawyer cabled to his client., yr mother in law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?… — Chloe Copy Share Image
“Buy it for the lady who’s about to become your mother-in-law, the one who’s already trying to control your life and the… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
“You see what your mother-in-law hasn’t yet realised is that she’s the one who needs to hold out the olive branch, not… — Karl Wiggins Copy Share Image
Necessity is the mother-in-law of patents. — The Covert Comic Aka John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
“Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother in law to hear at your trial” — Sydney Biddle Barrows Copy Share Image
The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law. — John Grisham Copy Share Image
Spending time with my mother in law really makes me appreciate my own mother. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.' — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
Dear Mother In Law don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life. — Jaime Lerner Copy Share Image
