I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
Having a great mother in law that you get along with and you KNOW she likes you will motivate you to never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
It's not that we didn't get along, it's just that my mother-in-law is very objective. She objected to everything I did. — Beverly D'Angelo Copy Share Image
Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
Here's to my mother-in-law, who still calls me a son... But I never let her finish the sentence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to fix your broken marriage. You’ll also need duct tape, an empty car trunk, a getaway driver,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Karma can be an ill-timed mistress who always calls when your Mother-in-law is the first to answer the phone…. and it would… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“On the whole, a woman isn't keen on her mother-in-law if she's controlling, disapproving, or interfering. Mine is a triple major in… — Stephanie Klein Copy Share Image
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law. — Japanese Prover Copy Share Image
I have no problem putting my feet up and watching football but my mother-in-law is always doing stuff. — Seal Copy Share Image
The paramount destiny and mission of woman is to fulfill the noble and benign offices of wife and mother. That is the… — Joseph P. Bradley Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law's from Norway, and she's always liked old-school remedies. — Lindsey Vonn Copy Share Image
A bride who is bullied by her mother-in-law will herself become a bad mother-in-law. — Sin-Itiro Tomonaga Copy Share Image
“Tell your mother the Law of Stolen Flight.' 'Only flame, and things with wings. All the rest suffer stings.” — Jonathan Carroll Copy Share Image
I know my mother-in-law would drive two hours to go see a movie that I'm in. — Melanie Lynskey Copy Share Image
Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law. — Jean-Louis Gassee Copy Share Image
