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If you make time each month to give your money some attention, you'll start the next year in fabulous financial shape. — Suze Orman Copy Share Image
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I basically sat down for a month, with all the Sun stuff I could find and just picked out my favorites. I… — Brian Setzer Copy Share Image
We have actually experienced in recent months a dramatic demonstration of an unprecedented intelligence failure, perhaps the most significant intelligence failure in… — Zbigniew Brzezinski Copy Share Image
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Your first six months in the Senate, you spend a lot of time wondering how the hell you got here. After that,… — Jim Webb Copy Share Image
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I took a job at the Walt Disney Company and after 18 months decided to go to business school at Harvard. I… — Jason Kilar Copy Share Image
... the art of politics is to be ahead of your time--about six months will do it. Any more than that, and… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image