Money Quotes by Terry Pratchett

“Interest? What's money interested in?' 'More money”

— Terry Pratchett

I mean, I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I'm me.

— Terry Pratchett

I have a living will and I have friends, and I have money and I have hope.

— Terry Pratchett

“They're fascinated, and fascinated people spend money.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide?”

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We are monkeys. We like to chatter. Chattering doesn't cost us anything.

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If it wasn't for the fun and money, I really don't know why I'd bother.

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I just rearrange words into a pleasing order for money.

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In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?

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He’sh mad?’ ‘Sort of mad. But mad with lots of money.’ ‘Ah, then he can’t be mad. I’ve been around; if a…

— Terry Pratchett

“Money don't buy happiness, Gytha.' 'I only wanted to rent it for a few weeks.”

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My idea of a good novel was one you made enough money out of to buy a greenhouse.

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You know what I'd really, really like? What I'd pay MONEY for? A ZX81 with a disc drive. I understood the ZX81.…

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“He loved the fact that if you got your customer laughing then you had their money in your pocket”

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“I always said you couldn’t trust those people from Purchasing,” said the Deputy Financial Manager. “The bastards.”

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Other people salted away money for their old age, but Nanny preferred to accumulate memories.

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“They stole from rich merchants and temples and kings. They didn't steal from poor people; this was not because there was anything…

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The Yen Buddhists are the richest religious sect in the universe. They hold that the accumulation of money is a great evil…

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“Saw a funny thing this mornin’,” he said. “Saw a monkey in the quad. Bold as brass.” “Oh, yes,” said the Bursar,…

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There is a soak-the-rich attitude in the air, a feeling that if you have a lot of money you must have got…

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But, in truth, it had not exactly been gold, or even the promise of gold, but more like the fantasy of gold,…

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but what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year…

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I don't think I've ever been critical of the money Douglas Adams makes, especially since, as has been tactfully pointed out, I…

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Money makes people rich; it is a fallacy to think it makes them better, or even that it makes them worse. People…

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“Is that all, sir? Only we've got stuff to finish before our knocking-off time, you see, and if we stay late we…

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They were indeed what was known as 'old money', which meant that it had been made so long ago that the black…

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“She prowled the city on moonlit nights, and OK, there was the occasional chicken, but she always remembered where she'd been and…

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Always face what you fear. Have just enough money, never too much, and some string. Even if it’s not your fault, it’s…

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“It’s only money.” “Yes, but it’s only my money, not only your money,” Nanny pointed out. “We witches have always held everything…

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“The funeral carriage went slowly. It looked quite expensive, but that was Cockbill Street for you. People put money by. Vimes remembered…

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“Once we were blobs in the sea, and then fishes, and then lizards and rats and then monkeys, and hundreds of things…

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“The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example.…

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What's money interested in? More money.

— Terry Pratchett

“You can't be loony and rich. You've got to be eccentric if you're rich.”

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“Money is all you can think about when all you have is a price, Carrot said”

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Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.

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“You think about money in the old-fashioned way. Money is not a thing, it is not even a process. It is a…

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Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit.

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Lots of ingenuity gets you through times with no money better than money gets you through times of no ingenuity.

— Terry Pratchett

Money doesn't buy happiness, Gytha." "I only wanted to rent it for a few weeks!

— Terry Pratchett