“That's always the way in this world. The chappies you'd like to lend money to won't let you, whereas the chappies you don't want to lend it to will do everything except actually stand you on your head and lift… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“You have the most infernal habit when anyone says the simplest thing to you, of letting your lower jaw drop and looking like a… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I am putting out the brown suit, sir.' 'No, I think I'll wear the blue with the faint red stripe.' 'Not the blue with… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I'd always thought of Jeeves as a kind of natural phenomenon; but, by Jove! of course, when you come to think of it, there… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“All I tried to do was to give the little brute a cheerful expression. But, as it has worked out, he looks positively dissipated.… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I don't want to wrong anybody, so I won't go so far as to say that she actually wrote poetry, but her conversation, to… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Don't come near the flat!' 'But it's my own flat.' 'I can't help that. Aunt Isabel doesn't like you. She asked me what you… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“As I believe I told you before, there had been some slight unpleasantness between us, arising from the occasion when she had sent me… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“That's always the way in this world. The chappies you'd like to lend money to won't let you, whereas the chappies you don't want… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Of course, old man, I only saw the kid once, and then only for a moment, but - but it was an ugly sort… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Every time I look up and catch that kid's vacant eye, I suffer agonies. I tell you, Bertie, sometimes when he gives me a… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image