“Don't come near the flat!' 'But it's my own flat.' 'I can't help that. Aunt Isabel doesn't like you. She asked me what you did for a living. And when I told her you didn't do anything she said she… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“You have the most infernal habit when anyone says the simplest thing to you, of letting your lower jaw drop and looking like a… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I am putting out the brown suit, sir.' 'No, I think I'll wear the blue with the faint red stripe.' 'Not the blue with… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I'd always thought of Jeeves as a kind of natural phenomenon; but, by Jove! of course, when you come to think of it, there… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“All I tried to do was to give the little brute a cheerful expression. But, as it has worked out, he looks positively dissipated.… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I don't want to wrong anybody, so I won't go so far as to say that she actually wrote poetry, but her conversation, to… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Don't come near the flat!' 'But it's my own flat.' 'I can't help that. Aunt Isabel doesn't like you. She asked me what you… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“As I believe I told you before, there had been some slight unpleasantness between us, arising from the occasion when she had sent me… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“That's always the way in this world. The chappies you'd like to lend money to won't let you, whereas the chappies you don't want… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Of course, old man, I only saw the kid once, and then only for a moment, but - but it was an ugly sort… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Every time I look up and catch that kid's vacant eye, I suffer agonies. I tell you, Bertie, sometimes when he gives me a… — PG Wodehouse Copy Share Image
