“She'll get all wooed by some smart, rich, dumbface, handsome, millionaire guy who doesn't care about money but has a lot of it. He'll probably have a private plane that goes to his private island that probably has dolphins. This… — Chad Eastham Copy Share Image
“That's tragic, also unfortunate, and often illegal. More importantly, it's also unnecessary.” — Chad Eastham Copy Share Image
“You, instinctively, as a girl, have very, uh, strange, supernatural, magical powers that we don't understand.” — Chad Eastham Copy Share Image
“I also have a hammock I spend a lot of time in - mostly just because hammocks are awesome and people don't have to… — Chad Eastham Copy Share Image
“People are the biggest drug addiction in the world, and I mean that quite literally. Take any single substance abuse problem in the world,… — Chad Eastham Copy Share Image
“And don't forget to enjoy simple stuff like...being alive, which in itself is amazing news. For me, personally, it means I'm not dead, and… — Chad Eastham Copy Share Image
“When I was growing up, people didn't tell me to slow down, to do less, to be calmer, or to practice being content. In… — Chad Eastham Copy Share Image
“To anyone reading this who has ever felt disheartened and confused, hurt or lost...you are not alone. You are surrounded by countless multitudes of… — Chad Eastham Copy Share Image
“If it wasn't for you I wouldn't have remembered my last four birthdays.” — Chad Eastham Copy Share Image
“ Follow, follow, follow. Just follow, baby, follow. You just follow that heart...girl...yada yada. Maybe these will be lyrics somewhere in a hit pop… — Chad Eastham Copy Share Image
“You understand that Mauve and turquois are not food items, but that they're colors.” — Chad Eastham Copy Share Image
