I could stand on my head and flick the bean right there at the dinner table and my mom would be all, "Honey, Christmas is family time, we should be together" and make me finish in front of everyone. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Mom:Honey, What does Idk,Gtg,Ttyl,and Ly Mean? Girl:I Don't know,Got to go,Talk to you later,Love you Mom:Ok I'll ask your sister — Melissa Copy Share Image
