“Here’s something about Mom: she’s bad with annoyances, but great in a crisis. If a waiter doesn’t refill her water after she’s… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
I had no idea of the size of my bank account as a teen, and I didn't care to know. That was… — Anna Chlumsky Copy Share Image
[Kurt] Vonnegut once said, if you ever want to know who somebody is... Like you look at Richard Nixon, or Adolf Hitler,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy. They just care if we have food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.” — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Everybody always talks about how they can't wait until they turn 18, so they can go out on their own and get… — Carly Schroeder Copy Share Image
I was always a person on my mother's hip in the kitchen. My mom really wanted her kids at her side as… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
Moms are, in my opinion, the wonders of the universe. They can leap tall buildings in a single bound, they can go… — Kevin Leman Copy Share Image
I think how strict my mother's home could be with my mom and my stepfather, there was a fluidity and freedom in… — Mahershala Ali Copy Share Image
In 1987, when I was 19, I was studying musical theater at Boston's Emerson College. My sister, Tricia Leigh, told me about… — Joely Fisher Copy Share Image
It's been 8 years since my mom was diagnosed with breast cancer. So shout out to my beautiful mother for being the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a father, a son, and a grandson, and if anyone messed with my wife, mom, or grandmother, and if the law… — Jason Momoa Copy Share Image
My mom is my hero. [She] inspired me to dream when I was a kid, so anytime anyone inspires you to dream,… — Tim McGraw Copy Share Image
We under no circumstances know the appreciate of your parent till we develop into dad and mom ourselves. — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
My dad died when I was young; my mom remarried with more haste than sense to a fellow... he wasn't evil or… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The first product I ever used was my mom's foundation. When I was younger, I had pimples, so I just slapped it… — James Charles Copy Share Image
I read that John Hughes script for 'Mr. Mom,' and I thought, 'This guy is a funny writer.' I went: 'You ought… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I'm a sappy mom now. I didn't think I would be. I thought I'd be a cool mom who keeps everything in… — Katherine Heigl Copy Share Image
My mornings start with mom coming into my bedroom and waking me up, or trying to wake me up, and then I… — Alex Wolff Copy Share Image
What's funny is my mom took me to the theater for the first time when I was six years old, and I… — Dana Davis Copy Share Image