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Mom? Was I adopted..? Shit, like I'd have picked you XDDDD OMG my mom is so funny :D But she was kidding :D I love my mom so much :D

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Mom? Was I adopted..? Shit, like I'd have picked you XDDDD OMG my mom is so funny :D But she was kidding :D I…

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Who you marry is how much you think your worth.

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“Shut up or I'll turn this car around”

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“A tidy house is a sign of a misspent life.”

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