In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of fame. Followed by fifteen minutes of legal problems, fifteen minutes of ridicule from… — Dan Piraro Copy Share Image
He sighed deeply; to fall in love at first sight with this malodorous sleeping girl, with, as far as he could see,… — Betty Neels Copy Share Image
Many old music hall fans were present at the funeral today of Fred 'Chuckles' Jenkins, Britain's oldest and unfunniest comedian. In tribute,… — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
We have three things in common: Irish wives, the ability to speak for 17 minutes without a verb, and the fact that… — Henry A. Kissinger Copy Share Image
I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy that I'm… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Poor Martin. Geek or no, committing his soul to eternal damnation was a helluva price to pay for six minutes. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
She knew with suddeness and ease that this moment would be with her always, within hand's reach of memory. She doubted if… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
The minute a man ceases to grow, no matter what his years, that minute he begins to be old. — William James Copy Share Image
So you think the best way to prepare kids for the real world is to bus them to a government institution where… — Steven James Copy Share Image
Isn't it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the next minute you're just driving real fast, swerving… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I've got about three minutes to get ready in the morning before dropping my kids at school and going to the office.… — Christina Zilber Copy Share Image
When I was 23 I started writing for I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again and was paid three guineas for every minute's airtime. — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
Historically, we've had to think in increments of 30 or 60 minutes. And now we have to think in increments of six… — Nancy Dubuc Copy Share Image
And for a minute, maybe longer... everything that threatens us, threatens to save us. — James Galvin Copy Share Image
In displaying the psychology of your characters, minute particulars are essential. God save us from vague generalizations! Be sure not to discuss… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
He was worried she would not let him love her with the stain. He had already decided long ago, twenty or thirty… — Miranda July Copy Share Image
……, but as I am a scholar I feel obliged to document what it is like here, most of the time, between… — Margaret Edson Copy Share Image
My problem is, if any place I'm sleeping catches on fire, I've got a problem because it takes me 20 minutes to… — Brian Dennehy Copy Share Image
Sexism is so five minutes ago. I think for the most part, people accept that women are as competent as men. — Katie Couric Copy Share Image
Some of you young folks been saying to me, "Hey Pops, what you mean 'What a wonderful world'? How about all them… — Louis Armstrong Copy Share Image
And you know what people immediately start looking for, five minutes after they arrive someplace new? You know what's on their minds?… — Michel Faber Copy Share Image
Daily repetition matters when a kid is learning to swim. It can be 20 minutes in a lesson or an hour practicing… — Summer Sanders Copy Share Image
In any work you do, you can be profound one minute, and then you be superficial the next, and you can be… — Maira Kalman Copy Share Image
Most of my videos consist of fragments, one or two minutes long. They are haikus or sketches. I have thousands. — Jonas Mekas Copy Share Image
