Minimum Story Quotes by Ring Lardner, Jr

How do you look when I'm sober?

— Ring Lardner, Jr

He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.

— Ring Lardner, Jr

Try to make the time frame the minimum the story will permit.

— Ring Lardner, Jr

Frenchmen drink wine just like we used to drink water before Prohibition.

— Ring Lardner, Jr