“Every artist needs canvass, mine just happens to be Microsoft Word and a Thesaurus.” — Lori Lesko Copy Share Image
Any religion whose messiah’s name isn’t recognized by Microsoft Word can’t be that much of a threat. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Dear Microsoft Word, I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right. Sincerely, EVERYBODY WITH AN UN-COMMON NAME — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Id like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste :) — Asheya Copy Share Image
“If you have Microsoft Word, you can become a writer tonight. Just start typing!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
So, what you can do in Microsoft Word is what Bill Gates has decided. What you can do in Oracle Database is… — Ted Nelson Copy Share Image
I remember, once I was stressed, with an upcoming paper deadline. That little Microsoft Word clippy guy would show up in my… — Rana el Kaliouby Copy Share Image
Frame is a good enough piece of software that there are actually rewards to taking an intelligent and formal approach to your… — Philip Greenspun Copy Share Image
“DAY 12: BUILD A SIMPLE SPEAKER ONE-SHEET Now that your flagship presentation has some texture and shape, you can summarize it on… — David Newman Copy Share Image
“I’ve used the common wooden pencil in some of my writing as an example. When I ask audiences which is “simpler”, a… — Brad Cox Copy Share Image
Graduation Speech: Id like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste. — Brandi Isaacs Copy Share Image
Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste… — Steve Weinburg Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when Microsoft Word informs you your name is spelt wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Microsoft Word will never understand that my name is not a spelling error. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“encounter a multitude of other agents. My keyboard, the words unfolding on the Microsoft Word interface, the books piled beside my computer,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As a person with the retentive mental capacity of a goldfish and a dislike of repetition, I frequently make use of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Write it down. Whatever it is, write it down. Chip in into marble. Type it into Microsoft Word. Spell it out in… — Adair Lara Copy Share Image
Early versions of Microsoft Word left a lot to be desired. However, to the company's credit, it quickly learned where Word fell… — Naveen Jain Copy Share Image
“You can send Microsoft Word (DOC, DOCX), PDF, HTML, TXT, RTF, JPEG, GIF, PNG, BMP, PRC, and MOBI files to your Kindle… — Amazon Copy Share Image
“Here is a rewriting of the British national anthem, by 'Camille, Australia'. It is, she explains, chiefly for the benefit of Microsoft… — David Crystal Copy Share Image
Whether advanced driver training helps drivers in the long term is one of those controversial and unresolved mysteries of the road, but… — Tom Vanderbilt Copy Share Image
