Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish. — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
Christmas is for children. But it is for grownups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is… — Lenora Mattingly Weber Copy Share Image
Merry Christmas to all. A Pagan holiday (BC) becomes a Religious holiday (AD). Which then becomes a Shopping holiday (USA). — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
Great little One! whose all-embracing birth Lifts Earth to Heaven, stoops Heaven to Earth. — Richard Crashaw Copy Share Image
The earth has grown old with its burden of care, But at Christmas it always is young.... — Phillips Brooks Copy Share Image
Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
A word to the wise to all the children of the twentieth century, whether their concern be pediatrics or geriatrics, whether they… — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
There should be a stated day for commemorating the birthday of our Savior, because there is danger that what may be done… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world! — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Many merry Christmases, many happy New Years. Unbroken friendships, great accumulations of cheerful recollections and affections on earth, and heaven for us… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I do like Christmas on the whole.... In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill. But it is clumsier every… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She told me if I clean all the ashes out of the grate, then I’ll be able to help my sisters get… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
The earth has grown old with its burden of care, but at Christmas it always is young, the heart of the jewel… — Phillips Brooks Copy Share Image
Fail not to call to mind, in the course of the twenty-fifth of this month, that the Divinest Heart that ever walked… — Leigh Hunt Copy Share Image
She mailed me a Merry Christmas-I'm-Breaking-Up-with-You card. I'll read it to you," he said. He cleared his throat. "Dear Marcus. Merry Christmas.… — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child,… — Oren Arnold Copy Share Image
every idiot who goes about with a 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
And from the crew of Apollo 8, we close with good night, good luck, a Merry Christmas, and God bless all of… — Frank Borman Copy Share Image
I love the Christmas-tide, and yet, I notice this, each year I live; I always like the gifts I get, But how… — Carolyn Wells Copy Share Image
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every Christmas card I write May your days be merry and bright And may all… — Irving Berlin Copy Share Image
It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, 'Merry Christmas' to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting… — William Thomas Ellis Copy Share Image
A Christmas gambol oft could cheer The poor man's heart through half the year. — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd into it the long arrears of kindliness and… — Ray Stannard Baker Copy Share Image
