Menopause is your return to where you were before, when your hormone levels are the same as a pre-adolescent girl's. — Sandra Tsing Loh Copy Share Image
I certainly hope I'm not still answering child-star questions by the time I reach menopause. — Christina Ricci Copy Share Image
Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdons...notice how all women's problems begin with men?!?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sorrow is not itself evidence of maladjustment but of the adjustment process itself.” — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause… — John Wayne Copy Share Image
“a painful menopause was the presumed consequence of reproductive organs that were not regularly bathed in male semen.” Yet” — Rebecca Traister Copy Share Image
Other people get moody in their forties and fifties - men get the male menopause. I missed the whole thing. I was… — Rik Mayall Copy Share Image
My attitude to the menopause is the same as it is to measles. As a child, you have to have measles, and… — Angela Rippon Copy Share Image
“Nona had been bonkers since I could remember. Dad said it was menopause, but I had looked that up once, and I… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
It's okay to talk about birth, okay - then menstruation. I first started my advocacy for women's health in the field of… — Cybill Shepherd Copy Share Image
Listen to this, sometime in ten years before menopause, you may experience symptoms including all month pms, fluid retention, insomnia, depression, hot… — Charlotte York Copy Share Image
“Citing the WHI for Hormone Replacement Therapy standards equates with attending the Flat Earth Society Conference and listening to people try to… — Marie Hoag MBA Copy Share Image
“No, we’re not getting married,” I told my mother on the phone when she asked. “He’s going to California and I’m staying… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
Women, post-menopause, go back to how they were before they started menstruating, and there's this great freedom in a woman's life when… — Sheila Heti Copy Share Image
“In his 1873 Sex in Education; or A Fair Chance for the Girls, Harvard professor Edward Clarke argued that the female brain,… — Rebecca Traister Copy Share Image
“You can do this (this thing, where your body will cease to produce hormones and your skin, hair, muscles and bones... basically… — Lisa Jey Davis Copy Share Image
“With age comes a softer view. You learn to pick your battles or just walk away altogether. You learn that it’s okay… — Gabrielle Jordan Copy Share Image
Certainly the effort to remain unchanged, young, when the body gives so impressive a signal of change as the menopause, is gallant;… — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because… — Brooke Hogan Copy Share Image
When I was going through menopause, I didn't sleep. I didn't sleep for two years and ended up blowing out my thyroid,… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
“Oh no, honey. Lots of women go through it early. Why, there was this woman over in Georgia who was only thirty-six-years-old… — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
A married guy is responsible for everything, no matter what. Women, thanks to their having been oppressed all these years, are blameless,… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“I am not going to give you disclaimers about what you can expect to find in my story. I went through menopause… — BadSquirrel Copy Share Image
“[Hot flashes] are the prime cause of sleep disruption in women over age fifty, Suzanne Woodward of Wayne State University School of… — Michael Smolensky Copy Share Image
“She remembered what her aunts had told her about a woman’s vaginal walls becoming thinner and drier in later years, which could… — David L. Wadley Copy Share Image
“Evelyn stared into the empty ice cream carton and wondered where the smiling girl in the school pictures had gone.” — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
“Retirement is the menopause of an employee’s mind and hands.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Transsexualism is, basically, just another, more drastic twist on the male menopause — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
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