... [woman suffrage] has made little difference beyond doubling the number of voters. There is no woman's vote as such. They divide… — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
[On Washington, D.C.:] a town of successful men and the women they married before they were successful. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
“Father [Teddy] always wanted to be the bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral, and the baby at every christening.” — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
... [woman suffrage] has made little difference beyond doubling the number of voters. There is no woman's vote as such. They divide up just… — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come and sit with me. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
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