I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Make no mistake about it, you are dumb. You're a group of incredibly, well-educated dumb people. I was there. We all were… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
I miss you all the time but I miss you the most when I lie awake at night and think of all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease it upon better acquaintance, when we are married and… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I love reference books, especially collections of memorable quotations, world almanacs, and atlases. Facts to me are like candy or popcorn, small,… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
One of the most memorable live performances of my career took place on the 2002 American Music Awards show when I had… — Tim McGraw Copy Share Image
“The elflocks of the crowd were every color of the rainbow, as was the light from their eyes that shone through the… — Edward Morris Copy Share Image
Lizzie Harris's Stop Wanting is an unflinching book about a girlhood filled with violence, doubt, vulnerability, and loss. These gorgeously crafted and… — Rachel Zucker Copy Share Image
I didn’t look to the shore much after this first long and memorable glimpse. I looked up at Heaven and her court… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
“Every memorable act in the history of the world is a triumph of enthusiasm. Nothing great was ever achieved without it because… — Og Mandino Copy Share Image
They pushed us into the fight to defund Obamacare and shut down the government. And the day before the government reopened, one… — John Boehner Copy Share Image
The Glittering World is a stunning phantasmagoria drawn from the world just beneath the surface, aswarm with great and memorable characters and… — Keith Donohue Copy Share Image
Stories make ideas and concepts come alive and by shifting the action to another world and another time, they help us step… — Prakah Iyer Copy Share Image
I'd love to be a memorable figure in the history of entertainment in some sexual, comic, tragic way. I'd like to leave… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
Voshak's hair, a pale blond braid, which he bleached, was his trademark. It made him memorable. That's how the slavers operated. They… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Throughout my reading life, I've enjoyed many memorable meals-if only fictionally. The oysters at dinner near the beginning of Anna Karenina, the… — Alexander Chee Copy Share Image
I don't know whether we will find ourselves in the cross hairs, pulled by the short hairs, or just trying to find… — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
I am a composer first and foremost, and have always believed that being able to write memorable melodies is what sets musicians… — Bradley Joseph Copy Share Image
The shiny red color of the soles has no function other than to identify to the public that they are mine. I… — Christian Louboutin Copy Share Image
I think dates considered super corny and cheesy - whether it's going bowling or miniature golf or something where you can be… — Aimee Teegarden Copy Share Image
Ladies and gentlemen, well may we say 'God Save the Queen', because nothing will save the Governor-General. The proclamation you have just… — Gough Whitlam Copy Share Image
All human activity is fruitless when pitted against the girls and boys singing on pop television, for they have found the answer… — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
I may sound like a megalomaniac, but I feel like I'm equipped to become a great, memorable comedian, if I keep working… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
If life is a blank canvas and all people are artists, the big challenge we all face may be expressed this way:… — Mardy Grothe Copy Share Image
I had an excellent repast - the best repast possible - which consisted simply of boiled eggs and bread and butter. It… — Henry James Copy Share Image
The charm of Ronald Reagan is not just that he kept telling us screwy things, it was that he believed them all.… — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
Chance acquaintances are sometimes the most memorable, for brief friendships have such definite starting and stopping points that they take on a… — William Saroyan Copy Share Image
If minds are truly alive they will seek out books, for books are the human race recounting its memorable experiences, confronting its… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an old man and no honester than I. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit. — Eamon Dunphy Copy Share Image
If met Vic Reeves, I'd have no desire other than to smack him in the face. — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
