Memorable Quotes by Eamon Dunphy

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

— Eamon Dunphy

I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.

— Eamon Dunphy

Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.

— Eamon Dunphy

If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.

— Eamon Dunphy

I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.

— Eamon Dunphy

Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football.…

— Eamon Dunphy

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.

— Eamon Dunphy

They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on

— Eamon Dunphy

Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa.

— Eamon Dunphy

They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never…

— Eamon Dunphy

We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer.

— Eamon Dunphy

Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player.

— Eamon Dunphy

That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!

— Eamon Dunphy

Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.

— Eamon Dunphy

Found out. A nothing player.

— Eamon Dunphy

He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit.

— Eamon Dunphy

That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.

— Eamon Dunphy