Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
“I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a… — Fred Allen Copy Share
“(Faces are all important. Without faces it would be impossible to identify our friends. If we had to recognize people by their bodies, we… — Fred Allen Copy Share
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen — Fred Allen Copy Share
I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help… — Fred Allen Copy Share
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year. — Fred Allen Copy Share
When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the limbo of yesteryear's happy hours. All that the comedian… — Fred Allen Copy Share
Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make… — Fred Allen Copy Share
