People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk. — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
If you're going to steal a car, don't steal a mail vehicle. They don't mess around. I mean, have fun, steal all the cars you want, but don't steal a U.S. Mail vehicle. — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
That's a very nice, generic-sounding question: "When did you know you were funny?" But it pre-supposes that I think I'm really hilarious. So that's… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
There's no way to play it cool when you meet Paul McCartney. You just start sweating, you trip over your words. Everyone kind of… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
I didn't drink at all in school, so when I went to college, I went nuts. I was trying to catch up on all… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
When you're expecting a baby, there's a lot you can plan for, but when it happens early you just have to jump into it.… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
I've gotten to go to a lot of places that I never would have been able to go and been able to meet a… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
Paul McCartney chit-chats with you, he makes eye contact with you, he seems really interested in what you're saying. He really puts everyone else… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
That's a weird way to torture yourself. Just watch a movie, over and over, that you hate. That's really funny - that's probably exactly… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
I didn't believe in Bigfoot.I just thought, "No, that would be impossible. You know, we would have found Bigfoot by now. We would've found… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
Don't ever use duct tape on your privates. That's what I always tell people. — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
I got a parking ticket one time in L.A. and I was furious about it. I was trying to prove a point to the… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
Most monuments are not something you're going to keep me out of. And I go to a lot of monuments. — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
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