There are some people who are way too sensitive about things. If you're not using the vocabulary that's new that they've helped define, then you're not on their team, even though you want to be. And at the same time,… — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
I'm really excited about Jordan Spieth. Like a great in any sport, when the moment is the biggest, he performs his best. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
Staten Island is segregated, but it's also - I don't know. It's, like, it's not - it's not unprogressive. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
I never came out to the Hamptons when I was younger - it was always a fancy and exotic place. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
I majored in the history and literature of Russia and Britain. It has not helped my career. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
Donald Trump had a hit TV show on NBC for 14 years! He was covered by every major newspaper for 30 years. The idea… — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
When you're pitching movies, sometimes you know what the idea is, but you fully don't know the dimensions of it. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
I commuted an hour and a half each way to high school in N.Y.C. I took a bus, a ferry, then a subway. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
When I was 10, I went to the Junior Olympics for the 50-meter and 100-meter breaststroke. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
There are some people who are way too sensitive about things. If you're not using the vocabulary that's new that they've helped define, then… — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
Having Twitter on your phone is like being with a journalist that hates you 24 hours a day. Anything you say on that can… — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
Whatever I did, I always gravitated toward trying to be funny. If I was with friends, we were joking around. If I wrote for… — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
